I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I go to COLLEGE, so I must be PRIVILEDGED.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I CURSE, so I must be UNCIVILIZED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I am an ATHLETE, so I must LOOK DOWN ON overweight people.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

....sometimes, i really hate life